Fantastic Sam’s Caverns Opening July 2015

Springfield, MO – After much debate, locals and tourists alike are rejoicing at the announcement/agreement that has merged two beloved pastimes – haircuts and cave tours to form Fantastic Sam’s Caverns. The new twist on the cro-magnon hipster movement is all the rage with young Springfieldians and history buffs alike.

Fantastic Sam’s Caverns will offer haircuts during a 6-mile tour in a custom Jeep Wrangler equipped with old school barber chairs. For customers who prefer facials, stylists will be applying real bat guano from the cave with 20% discounts for any customer who chooses to gather their own topicals from the cave floor.

“I’m thrilled at the thought of getting my hair cut in a cave…it’s so barbaric!” said Trey G. of Nixa, while wearing an ironic T-shirt that claims ‘My hole is fantastic’, “because I can learn about my history while cropping my lettuce to look good for today, tomorrow and the future.”

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According to Fantastic Sam’s Caverns reps booking have increased, and they are already sold out for most tours next summer.  “Once our customers get their hair cut and ride through the cave, they will have the opportunity to reach into a cave hole and retrieve a prize. They will also be given an opportunity to put their life on the line in the Flash Gordon area where they can place their hand in a hollow stump and chance being stung by a giant scorpion-like Wood Beast.

For more information for getting your hair cut in a cave please contact Sam@fantastic.com.