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Opponents of Decriminalization Accidentally Picket Anti-Discrimination Group

Springfield, MO – A group of highly vocal demonstrators surrounded City Hall yesterday expressing their feelings against ‘crimiluh-zation’ of any sorts. What they lacked in vocabulary was more than made up for in their gusto. “No more criminalazation! No more weedings!” were the chants overheard near downtown. Sexual orientation demonstrators were seen at City Hall […]

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Anticipated Snow Melt To Boost City’s Revenues In An Unlikely Way

Springfield, MO – As local temperatures begin an anticipated 70 degree swing towards the positive over the next few days, Springfield City Council is planning on generating some revenues in a most unusual way….they’ll be selling off all of the surplus salt they’ve accumulated for this storm to local Chinese restaurants. “I don’t know about […]