All Entries Tagged With: "Hunger Games"
With Jails Full Springfield Plans “Escape From New York”/“Hunger Games”/”Battle Royale” Solution
Springfield, MO- With Springfield jails overcrowded and many jailers calling it quit, Mayor Jim Morris has a drastic play in place to both relieve the overcrowded prison system and tax payers’ pockets. It is dubbed: Escape Game Royale. Based on numerous movies the plan is simple: The Nature Center has been converted to an arena […]
Sarah Steelman to hunt GOP Competitors On Secrete Game Reserve
Springfield, MO- Sarah Steelman, one of the 3 candidates for the Republican senate seat, set an elaborate trap for her competition a week ago hoping to seal the nomination. Steelman invited Todd Adkin and John Brunner to a dinner at her Mark Twain Forest hunting lodge. The other candidates gladly accepted, thinking the main topic […]
Prom King Refuses To Give Up Crown
Springfield, MO- Hilldale High School is on the verge of political unrest and social upheaval with Rex Kingston, last year’s prom king, refusing to give up the crown to one of the 4 court candidates. With the King of Prom succession being a yearly rite, the act of refusing to yield the crown means trouble […]
Confused Audiences Think “Hunger Games” is “Winter Bone” Sequel
Springfield, MO- Ozark audiences were wowed by the dystopian young adult novel turned movie “The Hunger Games”, but mostly because they thought it was a sequel to “Winter’s Bone” due to many factors. The confusion was caused because the actress starred in both movies and the setting of District 12 is exactly like Ozarks. “Whoa, […]
