All Entries Tagged With: "Missouri National Guard"

Marshall Law Declared When Chaos Reigns Due to 2.99 Gas

  Springfield, MO- The Missouri National Guard responded to Springfield citizens who gave into their darkest, most savage nature when gas prices dropped below $3.00 a gallon this week. With prices so low Springfieldians turned on family, friends, strangers, and societal order to fill their tanks for 5 cents less a gallon. The gas-crazy mob […]