Daly’s Pants Displayed at Murder Rock

Golfers (who generally have poor taste in clothing) can witness Daly's pants first hand at his Ozarks course

Branson, MO – In honor of John Daly’s 6-under-par 66 in the first round of the Open Championship, his outrageous pants have been shipped directly to his Murder Rock Golf and Country Club in the Ozarks. Officially licensed replica trousers will be available for purchase in the coming weeks.

“When John christened Murder Rock playing shirtless, barefoot and smoking in 2008, we knew it would only be a matter of time before we would start receiving memorabilia from his golfing accomplishments, “ said Murder Rock’s museum director Rory Phillips. “Unfortunately, we won’t be able to tastefully coordinate a suitable display for these pants, just look at the colors!”

Daly’s 18-hole semi-private golf course–built in one of the most spectacular golf settings anywhere–will now be straddled by displaying his “good luck start pants” worn during the British Open held at the Old Course at St. Andrews, Scotland. “John has had other hideous pairs of pantaloons sent our way for display. I’ve usually stashed them in the kitchen basement because, really who want to see these garments? I guess I’ll have to find a place for this purple paisley pair since they have drawn so much attention,” said Phillips.

Since Daly sashayed across the links course in his bloomers, sales of Zubaz have risen sharply. A rep for the company said, “Mr. Daly has always had a penchant for bright, flashy, and often ostentatious bifurcated outer garments covering his body and each leg from waist to ankle. It is at this moment that I am excited to announce our new line of Zubaz: the Daly Zubaz!”

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