Biden Visit “Big Effin’ Deal”

VP Biden greeted in big effin' way

Springfield, MO—On Thursday Vice President Joe Biden was greeted by Springfield residents with a huge banner that read “Have a nice Effin’ Visit”. Biden, who will attend a private fundraiser for Senate hopeful Robin Carnahan (D), has only a few hours scheduled in the Ozarks before he zips off to another campaign stop in Seattle, WA.

When asked about the Carnahan fundraiser Biden said, “I’m coming in for a big effin’ fundraiser to raise some much needed effin’ funds for her campaign. Yes, it is a big effin’ deal.” Carnahan’s spokeswoman said a new campaign theme will be unveiled at the fundraiser. Rumored to be loosely based on US Congressional hopeful Billy Long’s campaign, the new slogan will be “Effed Up?”

“’Effed Up?’ is a rally cry that binds together all hard-working Americans in the Ozarks. Simply put if you’ve ever made a mistake in your life, you should vote for Carnahan. She recognizes that people make mistakes. Have you ever effed up?” said Carnahan’s campaign.

Biden released a statement that outlined his position, “You can’t go into the Ozarks without an effin’ hick accent. Go ahead and check the facts by calling my web site number. Listen, when Mt Saint Helens erupted and its lava took down the Challenger space shuttle that caused Black Monday, President Woodrow Wilson had to deal with an economic crisis. I was there back then. Now, I hope my four-letter word vocabulary will help create more three-letter words in the Ozarks: jobs, J-O-B-S, jobs.”

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