Man Rides Hog for Bike to Work Week

Botanist burnsout before heading to Bike to Work week

Springfield, MO—Local Harley enthusiast Lloyd “Mangus” Hamiltons was especially excited to learn that May 16-20 was Bike to Work week in Springfield, his newly acquired hog was “due for a good commuting test”.

Mangus, a local botanist at Mark Twain National Forrest, said, “I was totally afraid that the carbon emissions that my hog emitted would be bad for the natural environment that I work in every day, but hey if the City is going to endorse Bike to Work, well I’m more than happy to oblige.”

Previous to learning about Bike to Work week, Mangus would car pool with other co-workers in an effort to save money on gasoline, minimize oil consumption and reduce his carbon footprint. “This week, I’m kickin’ 10 mpg on my green gas guzzler! Yee-haw,” screamed Mangus as he kick-started his ride and burned his non-eco friendly tires on the street releasing toxic gases into the atmosphere that he has fought so hard to protect.

“After walking the line, telling people to recycle, watch their water consumption and take care of Mother Nature for 20 years, it feels good to cut loose for one week,” said Ari Nutrilla, an Earth friendly professor who teaches the class “Give Back to Mother Nature, then Take a Little More.”

Mangus plans to ride his Harley down the trails he perfected last spring through the Mark Twain National Forrest, however, he’s looking forward to spending some time at an upcoming company getaway at Busiek State Park this Friday. “Hell, I’ve been ready to ride those trails for some time now. Used to be on my mountain bike, but not since this is a work event, I’ll be easy riding right down the paths!”

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