Traveling Taco Just an Easy Grill

 

Mobile taco whore

Springfield, MO—The mobile Mexican merchant located on Sunshine street has recently confessed to being “a grille who gets around a lot”. Coming as no surprise local patrons to the whore de taco said, “yeah I mean I know a  lot of people who put their dirty mouths on their tacos.”

According to the Greene County Health Board, “it is called the ‘traveling taco’ for a reason,  that place gets around if you know what I mean.”

Local head shops have assigned a different meaning to the Traveling Taco insisting that one can buy some awesome weed, “Yo, we going travelin’ this weekend? Hows about we assign someone to get some ‘tacos’ at the ‘travelin’ ‘taco’?” said one Deadhead while making finger quotes.

More to the point, the Traveling Taco has lived up to its heritage of fancy ladies parading across the plains entertainting folk along the way, be it homestead women or ranchin’ men. “Everytime I come to town, I just have to stop by the Traveling Taco for a bite,” said Richard Newman a  farmer out of Iowa.

Traveling Taco ownership states that, “we truly weren’t considering naming our business after a prostitute who roams the land searching for her next john or trick. We are the taco that moves around. I mean we are the corn tortilla that shifts to meet people’s needs…y’know what we are! Just swing by and hand over your money for some instant gratifaction….why are you doing this to me!?”

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