Owl Beheads Woman

Laughing woman moments before beheading by owl

Springfield, MO – Amanda Fickerton was beheaded by a great horned owl last night in a southern neighborhood coffee shop near Ravenswood. Fickerton had been enjoying a night out with friends when the winged beast swooped in, grasped her by the hair and ripped her head from her body.

“It was so cool! This thing came out of nowhere and landed right on Amanda. I thought it was a joke until I noticed her head was missing. Then I was like, wow,” said Norrie Bitsum. After the beheading the owl flipped the severed head into the coffee shop as a warning. Most patrons feared for their lives and ran from the store covering their heads with their beverages.
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Experts claim that great horned owls are in their mating season and this attack could be attributed to one owl protecting its territory. “I’ve seen aggressive owls in the wild, but never before have I seen an adult beheaded by an owl in rut,” said Forestry Department Specialist Randy Mol.

Bitsum claimed that Fickerton was a true animal lover and would have enjoyed knowing that she would meet life’s end at the claws of a screeching, love-crazed owl. “She was laughing when the owl landed on her, I think she was in paradise. Up until it ripped her head off. I think she was happy,” she said.