RSSArchive for March, 2013

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Doomsday Preppers Invade SGF RV Show

Springfield, MO- Last weekend the Springfield RV Megashow was a huge success for average RV connoisseurs, as well as, a huge influx of Doomsday preppers. Usually, the Megashow target audience includes older males seeking the comfort of home coupled with the adventure of the road, but once a group of preppers noticed the size and […]

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Tornado Drill Announced for Yesterday

  Springfield, MO – Yesterday a tornado drill was activated across Greene County frightening thousands of civilians who were not expecting it. Scores of sissies were set on pins and needles with the test and many more were thrilled with the opportunity to jest and poke fun at the frighten-prone wussies who feared for their […]

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Melting Snowmen Teach Children Inevitability of Death

Springfield, MO- With the melting of last week’s snow, many Springfield children are learning about the changing of the seasons, the water cycle, and the inevitability of death.  Area snowmen, who were lovingly crafted by children of all ages, slowly wasted away in a powerful metaphor of morality. “Yes kids, watch as the snowman slowly […]

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Locals Disagree Over Use of Train Junk in Jordan Valley Renovations

Springfield, MO – Jordan Valley: West Meadows is currently entering the first stages of receiving a major cleanup and redevelopment. The once thriving rail way is being transformed into a new park and greenway for the city of Springfield. Efforts are currently underway to recycle abandoned train garbage and filter soils contaminated by overturned boxcars […]